i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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