smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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