we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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