Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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