I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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