So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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