So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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