Don't you send me to vm
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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