well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
All I want is dick and wine.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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