would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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