im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
