I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's like iHOP with fire
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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