If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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