Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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