Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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