idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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