I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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