let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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