yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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