I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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