all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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