I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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