quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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