Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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