"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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