love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Randomize
