I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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