can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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