the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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