Pappa wants mamma naked
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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