he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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