i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm both gender and math confused
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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