If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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