I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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