I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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