from now on my penis is your penis
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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