Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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