im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
