Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
