all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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