I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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