He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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