i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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