Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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