They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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