I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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