ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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