sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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