Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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