well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Actions speak louder than pants.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
