Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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